Schedule

Our public schedule is maintained by two animals with no phones, no watches, and a principled objection to urgency. Morning activity generally begins after the first acceptable leaf has been located. The koalahs then conduct a brief eucalyptus review while the pandahs inspect the bamboo for structural integrity, flavor, and whether anyone else appeared interested in it first.

Afternoons are reserved for appearances, ceremonial sitting, branch selection, and naps described internally as strategy meetings. Times may move without warning if the sun is warm, a branch is comfortable, or lunch develops into a second lunch. We recommend arriving early, staying flexible, and never scheduling anything important immediately after a snack window.

Evenings conclude with a final inventory of leaves and an informal discussion about tomorrow. Nothing is written down. For confirmed appearances, consult Bookings rather than attempting to interpret this page as a legally meaningful calendar. Schedule changes are announced through prolonged silence, followed by the unmistakable sound of additional chewing.